

sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
omfg the sign below it says “if you shoplift you will end up like this”
will graham likes his women how he likes his boats. easy to abandon and as a vessel to get to hannibal
"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.
phineas and ferb really said “how many characters can we make autistic” and the answer was “yes”